Random
Just now, I all-of-the-sudden remembered a shirt that I own?owned. This is what happens when I’m forced to do homework on Friday nights – I think about all sorts of random things. Earlier I was sidetracked for fifteen minutes playing with Magoo (fish need love too) and I thought about what would happen if Magoo suddenly turned into a person like The Incredible Mr. Limpet. It would be kind of awesome and we’d talk about what life is like as a fish and if his tank was big enough, etc.
Anyway, my shirt was peachy and wonderful. I haven’t seen it in a while, so I sort of forgot about it (you know how that goes). But I just remembered it and discovered that it is no where to be found. Either someone stole it or I left it somewhere. I’m opting for the first?explanation because
1. I’m skeptical of people, All people. Especially the crazy man down the hall. I see him watching me walk down the hallways and who’s not to say he snuck into the laundry room and stole my shirt out of the washer?. I am 100% convinced that I’ve had things stolen from my checked luggage at airports and that the workers at the Namale resort in Fiji stole at least 2 of my shirts and my diamond?earrings.?
2. I rarely loose things. I like to know where my things are at all times and don’t do well with disorganization. I don’t do well with Josue’s?disorganization?either. Well in Josue’s semi-defense, it’s not that he’s disorganized, it’s that he doesn’t remember when he puts things and then doesn’t do a very good job of looking for them. Exhibit A: his wallet.?
Shirt, come back!
is that the peachy shirt you got from anthropologie in NYC? that was cute.
when i was younger my mom’s cleaning lady stole a shirt i had.
bitch!
that cleaning lady also cleaned my parent’s restaurant at night and she wore it once to clean the restaurant!
stupid bitch!
my dad fired her soon after that.
hope your shirt turns up!
No, it wasn’t the NYC one. That one is safe in my closet.